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Howard Stern is going after American Idol. He says he wants to derail the entire show and reveal it for the farce that it is by getting people to vote for Malakar, who he deems the worst.

I on the other hand have deduced the equation for winning American Idol...

(akward geekiness)(looks) - singing ability/simon cowell + the whims of 13 year old girls = american idol winner

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